Some of the discussion about emergent church stuff can get pretty stuffy, and some can get goofy. This list is just funny: Top 50 Possible Reasons Why You’re Not Emergent. Here’s a couple of my favorites –
48. I just don’t like Doug Pagitt. He scares me.
46. I don’t like Rob Bell’s hair.
42. Mark Driscoll told me I couldn’t.
40. I heard from this guy who knew this lady who had a brother who was Emergent and he went blind doing it.
34. Where would I be without absolute truth.
17. If it doesn’t have the letters SBC in it, I’m not interested.
11. I refuse to switch to Apple.
3. But then I might have to really have faith.